Monday, 18 August 2025

Grift Rightwing

 (to the tune of Grease Lightning)

Well, this vehicle’s problematic
It's quite traumatic
It's flag-fanatic
Why it's GRIFT RIGHTWING! (GRIFT RIGHTWING!)

We'll get some bored ex-footballers and cancelled comedians, oh yeah
(Keep talking, woah, keep talking)
A fake baptism before the court appearance, oh yeah
(I found religion, I can’t go to prison)
With a slot on GB News, you just cant fucking lose
If you like the sound of shit, we'll be talkin' lots of it, GRIFT RIGHTWING!
(Go go go, go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go)

Go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!, you're cloggin' up the internet
(GRIFT RIGHTWING!, go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!)
(Go) Go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!, it’s the best dogwhistle yet
(GRIFT RIGHTWING!, go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!)
White supreme (ah-ah), a racist dream (ah-ah), GRIFT RIGHTWING!
(Go go go, go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go)

We'll get some Go Fund Me money like it worked for Tinpot Tommy, oh yeah
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Hide our faces under flags and criticise hijab, oh yeah
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Aint ever going broke, now I’ve declared war on woke (ah)
Get backed up by the Mail till I end up in jail - GRIFT RIGHTWING! (ah)
(Go go go, go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go)

Bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh

Bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh-bosh

Go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!, you're cloggin' up the internet
(GRIFT RIGHTWING!, go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!)
(Go) Go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!, it’s the best dogwhistle yet
(GRIFT RIGHTWING!, go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!)
White supreme (ah-ah), a racist dream (ah-ah), for GRIFT RIGHTWING!
(Go go go, go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go)

Go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!, you're cloggin' up the internet
(GRIFT RIGHTWING!, go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!)
(Go) Go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!, it’s the best dogwhistle yet
(GRIFT RIGHTWING!, go, GRIFT RIGHTWING!)
White supreme (ah-ah), a racist dream (ah-ah), for GRIFT RIGHTWING!
(Go go go, go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go)