Jan 1: If you had to go out on the sauce with one of the Mr. Men or Little Misses, who would you choose?
Jan 2: Who do you know in real life that they should make a movie franchise about?
Jan 3: Have you ever seen one of your friends wank off an animal?
Jan 4: Have you ever smashed a household appliance in a temper tantrum?
Jan 5: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve said during sex?
Jan 6: What’s the most number of drinks you’ve bought in a single round?
Jan 7: What country’s shape do you think most looks like a celebrity?
Jan 8: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done in a foreign country?
Jan 9: If you were at the crucifixion of Jesus, and they had Twitter, what hashtag would you use to describe the events?
Jan 10: What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever had to wear for work?
Jan 11: Which Bill Murray character would you most like to be?
Jan 12: What celebrity death are you most dreading?
Jan 13: What’s the best reason you’ve ever been late for work?
Jan 14: Have you ever found yourself inadvertently following someone late at night and ended up shouting something meant to be reassuring like “It’s alright I’m not a rapist.”?
Jan 15: Have you ever been told off by a ticket inspector on a train for non-ticket-related activity?
Jan 16: Is there someone on your contacts list on your phone listed under a nickname they don’t know they have?
Jan 17: Have you ever worn something on a night out that has gone on to ruin your night in some sort of injury or malfunction type episode?
Jan 18: What movie would you most like to see a black and white remake of?
Jan 19: What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a funeral?
Jan 20: What’s the punchline to the sickest joke you know?
Jan 21: What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever been asked to do by means of returning a favour?
Jan 22: What act of heroism do you think you should have been awarded a Victoria Cross for?
Jan 23: Have you ever eaten from a buffet before it was officially opened?
Jan 24: What was the biggest meltdown a teacher at your school had?
Jan 25: Have you (or anyone you know) ever attempted anything you saw on television that was preceded by a “Don’t Try This At Home” message?
Jan 26: Have you ever photobombed a stranger?
Jan 27: What’s the biggest news story you were somehow unaware of for at least a few hours?
Jan 28: What’s the worst “caught the wrong bus/train” situation you’ve been in?
Jan 29: What's the best thing you've ever won?
Jan 30: Have you ever fancied your doctor/dentist?
Jan 31: Have you ever had to call the fire brigade out due to a cooking mishap?
Feb 1: Have you ever broken into a building?
Feb 2: What would your gladiator name be?
Feb 3: Have you ever said something regrettable in your sleep?
Feb 4: Which country would you most like to write a national anthem for? And what would the first line be?
Feb 5: Have you ever prematurely celebrated something only for it to go pear-shaped?
Feb 6: Who was the first person you ever swore at?
Feb 7: You're allowed to rename one building "The Temple Of [YOUR NAME]" - which building do you choose?
Feb 8: Have you got a magic skill that is of no use at all? Like I am able to tell the colour of a Jelly Baby just by touch.
Feb 9: If you were a disciple like Doubting Thomas, what personal quality would precede your forename?
Feb 10: Have you ever seen a TV show of film and been absolutely certain that you had absolutely the same idea?
Feb 11: Have you ever been rude to a customer?
Feb 12: Which film character do you think deserves a good kicking?
Feb 13: Do you know someone who has either a) regularly undeserved slices of good fortune fall their way or b) heartbreakingly regular instances of godawful bad luck?
Feb 14: Have you ever gone on a date and accidentally covered them in beer/food/sick etc?
Feb 15: Do any of your friends use your name as an adjective for a behaviour associated with you?
Feb 16: Have you ever walked past a live news broadcast?
Feb 17: Is there a sporting team that you literally could not stomach winning the most predigious title they could possibly win?
Feb 18: NASA have chosen you to write the first 10 words to be uttered by an astronaut setting foot on Mars. What immortal words do you choose?
Feb 19: Have you ever visited somewhere as a tourist and neglected to visit one of the obvious landmarks in the area?
Feb 20: If you had all of Superman's powers, but only for one minute, what would you do with that minute?
Feb 21: Have you ever danced at work?
Feb 22: What, as yet unpunished "crime", do you feel merits a life sentence?
Feb 23: Have you ever been caught doing an impression of someone by the person you were doing an impression of?
Feb 24: Have you ever been asked/been thrown out of somewhere?
Feb 25: Have you ever pretended to like a band/be into judo/be vegan or something else to try and impress someone you fancy?
Feb 26: Have you ever trodden in wet cement/sat on wet painted bench, that sort of thing?
Feb 27: What, if anything, would you genuinely riot over?
Feb 28: What's the funniest thing you've heard a next door neighbour say?
Mar 1: Do you know anyone who has ever earned £250 from sending a video to You've Been Framed or featured in a You've Been Framed video?
Mar 2: What's the funniest real life wanking story you've heard?
Mar 3: What is your most niche interest?
Mar 4: Have you ever had a song dedicated to you on the radio / in a shit nightclub etc?
Mar 5: What's the latest you've ever been to something?
Mar 6: Have you ever accidentally killed someone's pet or injured someone else's child in a pet sitting / babysitting disaster?
Mar 7: Have you ever gone away for a dirty weekend that's gone disastrously wrong?
Mar 8: Which cultural phenomenon did you feel like the only person in the world who didn't get it?
Mar 9: What's the worst holiday you've ever been on?
Mar 10: Have you ever quit a job in a tantrum
Mar 11: What was the worst thing a teacher ever said to you?
Mar 12: Have you ever given, intentionally or otherwise, someone the wrong directions to somewhere?
Mar 13: Do you have any ethical inconsistencies? Like donating to PETA but think bullfighting should get a pass because of culture and stuff?
Mar 14: If you were on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and reached the million pound question what's the one subject you would most want that question to be on?
Mar 15: Give a shout out to anyone or anything you feel is doing brilliant, noble, good stuff in the world
Mar 16: Do you have a “thing” about people with certain first names? Like, do you seem to shag an awful lot of Claires? Or have a lifelong aversion to Roys.
Mar 17: What’s the most rock and roll thing you’ve ever done?
Mar 18: Have you ever seen someone famous in a bathroom?
Mar 19: Have you ever told a friend that you can’t stand their partner?
Mar 20: What’s the biggest faux pas you’ve ever committed?
Mar 21: Have you ever had a dirty dream about a celebrity you would normally be repulsed by?
Mar 22: Have you ever been introduced to someone and burst out laughing at their name?
Mar 23: Excluding friends that you have met and are already extremely aroused by, who amongst your Twitter pals do you suspect is the sexiest?
Mar 24: If you could suddenly be brilliant at one sport, what would it be?
Mar 25: What’s your one personal drink or drugs experience that you would use as a cautionary tale?
Mar 26: What’s your catchphrase?
Mar 27: Who, from your school days, would you most like to apologise to?
Mar 28: There’s lots of things people would do for a million quid but what is the lowest amount you’d accept to do something you’re terrified of?
Mar 29: What is the single most tasteless thing you own?
Mar 30: Have you ever assisted a magician/hypnotist etc on stage?
Mar 31: With which fictional character do you most identify?
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