Fourfoot Said

 (to the tune of Grease Lightning) Well, this vehicle’s problematic It's quite traumatic It's flag-fanatic Why it's GRIFT RIG...

Just got back from Sardinia. Stayed in a little apartment close to the centre of Olbia, a small coastal city with a seemingly endless suppl...

NOTE - this short story appeared originally in my collection, A Cure for Love (Typewriter Press, 2020) and one day it'll be in print aga...

I don’t want to quit Twitter. I was there before Musk bought it, he should be the one to fuck off and drag his repulsive school bully face...

I'd never heard of BRITISHCORE until, like many people, this eye-poppingly shit screed hit the world this morning. Anyway, bored as I w...

Decided to predict the Premier League race by looking at what was number one in the UK charts when their manager was born. 20 th place. M...

  Someone said to write it down. To document it. Get the fucking feeling of your mind, like it was a car and you were taking it for a test d...